Halloween Jokes
Written by: UWOToday .com
October 29, 2007
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Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...
How do you make a witch scratch?
Just take away the W...
Where do ghosts go swimming?
The dead sea...
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