Funny Quotes
Written by: UWOToday .com
October 22, 2007
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Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
George Burns
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
Brendan Behan
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
Robert Downey Junior
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
Drew Carey
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Drew Carey
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